Archive for November, 2011
I just had to share a recent post from Wendi Aarons’ blog, They’re Not All Gems. I’m so glad these things don’t just happen to me. Sometimes reading her blog can be like acute therapy. Laughter really is the best medicine and this Thanksgiving week I’d like to say I’m thankful for the extra dose.
House For Sale, Poop Not Included by Wendi Aarons
A couple of months ago, my husband and I realized we didn’t have enough stress-induced stomachaches in our lives, so we decided to sell our house and buy another one. We’re always coming up with really, really smart plans like that. (See: Hooters Appalachian Resort time-share, 1998-1999.)
The first thing I had to do to make this happen was get our house in shape so someone would want to buy it for trillions of dollars. So I immediately enacted “The Tub Offensive” in which I put everything we own into plastic tubs from Target. That way, when a potential buyer opens up a closet door, instead of getting hit in the face with 50 pounds of junk, she gets hit in the face with 50 pounds of junk in an attractive blue tub. I know… continued